According to his colleagues and constituents, Joe Biden is worried about a possible second world war because “2 comes after 1.”
“What, with all this bird cold humbala and nuclear doohickeys we could very possibly be in the midst of a second world war,” said Joe Biden in a video conference from his private nursing home in Wilmington, Delaware on Tuesday. “I’m here to say that if I’m elected president, we’ll send Hiroshima out on those suckers, and it’ll be for the good guys, too!”
In opposition to Biden’s worries, President Trump has promised Americans that he will “win big” in World Wars 3, 4, & 5 if re-elected.
- The Terminal Times