“I’m Not Hungry Anymore” Says Cat After Mutilating Innocent Rodent

A local cat by the name of “Kisses” tortured, killed and mutilated an innocent mouse on Sunday before deciding she wasn’t hungry.

What most mouse detectives are calling a senseless, gruesome homicide was just plain old fun for the furry feline friend. At press time, Kisses told reporters she did it for the “love of the game” and had no intentions of using the mouse for sustenance.

When approached by reporters, the dead mouse declined to comment.

• The Terminal Times

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