Developing a daily schedule is an essential aspect of mental health maintenance in these unprecedented times. Through anecdotal research, we’ve set up a healthy, balanced schedule just for you!
- 2:29am – Set alarm for 10:00am
- 2:30am – Check Twitter. Last time. Set phone down for bed.
- 2:32am – Can’t sleep. Back to Twitter
- 2:33am – Change alarm to 12:00pm
- 3:12am – Fall asleep halfway through your 7th alligator wrestling video
• 12:00pm – Wake up. Get water (beer)
- 3:12pm – Wonder where the day has went
- 3:13pm – Decide you can turn the day around
- 3:14pm – Get into leather work
- 4:00pm – Decide leather work is too much work
- 4:01pm – Make easy Mac (the hard way)
- 4:30pm – Deactivate social media
- 5:30pm – Reactivate, brag about deactivation
- 6:15pm – Text that ex you said you’d never talk to again
- 6:45pm – Respond to spam emails
- 9:30pm – Ask your sleeping roommate for a rent extension
- 9:45pm – Start “Tiger King” on Netflix
- 2:00am – Set alarm for 10am
Repeat every day until the quarantine is over.
• The Terminal Times
