Daily Quarantine Schedule

Developing a daily schedule is an essential aspect of mental health maintenance in these unprecedented times. Through anecdotal research, we’ve set up a healthy, balanced schedule just for you!

  • 2:29am – Set alarm for 10:00am
  • 2:30am – Check Twitter. Last time. Set phone down for bed.
  • 2:32am – Can’t sleep. Back to Twitter
  • 2:33am – Change alarm to 12:00pm
  • 3:12am – Fall asleep halfway through your 7th alligator wrestling video

• 12:00pm – Wake up. Get water (beer)

  • 3:12pm – Wonder where the day has went
  • 3:13pm – Decide you can turn the day around
  • 3:14pm – Get into leather work
  • 4:00pm – Decide leather work is too much work
  • 4:01pm – Make easy Mac (the hard way)
  • 4:30pm – Deactivate social media
  • 5:30pm – Reactivate, brag about deactivation
  • 6:15pm – Text that ex you said you’d never talk to again
  • 6:45pm – Respond to spam emails
  • 9:30pm – Ask your sleeping roommate for a rent extension
  • 9:45pm – Start “Tiger King” on Netflix
  • 2:00am – Set alarm for 10am

Repeat every day until the quarantine is over.

• The Terminal Times

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