Drunk Mom Having Time Of Her Life

Pamela Walters is drunk off her ass due to the traumas of dealing with quarantined children. “They’re like chimps,” she told reporters with a wine glass in hand. “If chimps could use words to annoy the living crap out of you.”

Pamela is one of thousands of moms using wine and cocktails to get shitfaced enough to tolerate their quarantined families.

“One more sandwich on the ground and I’m selling the dog!” yelled Pamela in the background of our Zoom interview, while kids and pets ran around her room like a “goddamn zoo.”

Pamela will be sober again when she’s older. But for now, she’s just got whining kids, day wine in hand, and champagne for when it’s all over. 

  • The Terminal Times

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