Just days after Colorado Governor Jared Polis legalized what he calls “stoner shit,” a ma and pop eye drop shop closed its doors for good.
“We’ll have to move to Ohio, or somewhere where they’re more strict about that kind of stuff,” said longtime owner Jerry Adams, “we rely on cops being lame narcs to keep this business afloat.”
Eye drops are a dying industry in legal marijuana states, but on the bright side, there’s hope. Colorado has become the leading manufacturer of hats with pot leaves on them and Pink Floyd stocks are higher than the guys who made them.
• The Terminal Times