Pilgrim Ghosted By Fair Maiden

“I don’t know,” said Barthalomew with a full erection, “I really thought we were vibing. She danced with me for nearly 3 sonnets and I even got to see her undergarments…socks,” he said with a wink.

Bart has been looking into the possibilities of marriage with Priscilla since the first and only meeting between the two wayfaring youths. Before Priscilla left the barn she gave Bart a general area of where she would be if he felt like sending a letter. It’s been a year and a half now and Barthalomew still waits for the return letter from his heart’s true desire. 

When asked her thoughts on it, Priscilla left us on “read.”

• The Terminal Times

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