We’ve still got a lot to look forward to!
According to our anonymous, present-shaking source, 2020 is preparing something very big for the end of the year. “Trump had his big October surprise,” said our source, “but you should see 2020’s December surprise!”
That’s right! Not only has 2020 given us a global pandemic and a Presidential election that aspires to be a dumpster fire inside a nursing home, it’s also in talks to start our nation’s latest Civil War!
Reportedly, 2020 has also recruited Game of Thrones showrunners Benioff & Weiss to make the end of the year as disappointing as possible. “2020 is looking to go out with a bang – one that we haven’t seen since the 60’s,” they said, “the 1860’s.”
- Jacob Nuckolls, Terminal Times