White Woman Has Hairy Armpits And Opinions On Things

Veronica Harfor (@GirlBossBF) of Uptown, has hairy armpits and opinions on things. 

“I’m open minded and I don’t care what you think,” said Veronica at presstime, “we shouldn’t be raising our children straight!” 

Veronica spends most of her day tweeting half baked thoughts and opinions. “A lot of people are put off by her ideas, but I think she’s ahead of her time,” said Jagwer, her adrogynous partner in overalls. “I mean, she’s been preaching equality since she was 8 years old. Her first words were “black lives matter.”” 

When she’s not fighting the patriarchy online with her only OnlyFans account, Veronica spends time at “Turtle Snatch,” her all gay reptile store. The non-profit pet store was created in 2015 and hopes to make homosexuality more prevalant amongst our cold-blooded friends.

• Terminal Times

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