Former President George W Bush shocked the world on Thursday after posting a picture of himself after a full blow-out with the caption, “Felt cute. Might bomb Pakistan later, idk.”
The former President took to social media to show off his new makeover, featuring hair, nails, the whole 9/11 yards. Known as the President during the attack on the Twin Towers, people were shocked to see HIS Twin Towers looking as perky. Many of them wonder if it is an inside job. And hm, others thought, could Bush’s bush be made over too?
“Some people are calling me Guantanamo Bae,” Bush said in a statement, “And I think that’s very cute. Sure, it references a slew of human rights violations committed while I was President, but at least they’re Human RIGHTS, not human WRONGS. That’s what Ellen tells me.”
- Jacob Nuckolls, Terminal Times