Several days have passed since the election and, just as several Youtube Epidemiologists predicted, COVID-19 has all but vanished.
It’s been over 9 months since COVID left the nation breathless, working hand-in-hand with the liberal media to convince the American people that a President who mishandles a national emergency should be replaced. Now that the election has passed, COVID is nowhere to be found.
“I’m still around,” COVID said in a statement, “I’m more spreading by word of mouth these days. I’ve been trying to get to church more often now that they’re open. And I’m happy to say the bars are finally at capacity.”
Apparently, much like your mask, COVID has been under your nose this whole time.
- Jacob Nuckolls