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Fauci Recommends Washing Hands For 5 Months Straight To Avoid Coronavirus

National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Disease director Anthony Fauci says washing our hands for months in a row will likely eliminate the spread of COVID19.  “Look, I can’t predict where this virus is heading. But I do know that if we lock ourselves in our own bathrooms and continuously wash our hands from now … Continue reading “Fauci Recommends Washing Hands For 5 Months Straight To Avoid Coronavirus”

Magic Johnson Tests Negative For COVID But Definitely Still Has AIDS

In a recent study published by Men’s Health Magazine, it has been confirmed that Magic Johnson does not have COVID19 but definitely still has AIDS. “Still got it!” said Magic at press time. The magazine, focused on providing men with health tips and pictures of nearly naked men- is shocked by the results of Magic’s … Continue reading “Magic Johnson Tests Negative For COVID But Definitely Still Has AIDS”

PETA Criticizes Animal Crossing For Not Giving Them Anything To Complain About

PETA has been waiting patiently for the release of “Animal Crossing: New Horizons,” a social simulation video game that places your character in a town full of friendly anthropomorphic animals, hoping that it might finally give them something new to complain about. Unfortunately, PETA has found nothing wrong with the game. “We greatly rely on … Continue reading “PETA Criticizes Animal Crossing For Not Giving Them Anything To Complain About”